I not full, I empty!!

Daddy brought home a chicken pizza especially for Mommy, and Michael decided he wanted some of it. So he announced "I not full, I empty!!" Ordinarily, this would have been funny regardless, but the fact of the matter was that we knew he really was "empty" because Mommy had changed his pull-ups/big boy underwear and clothes 3 times in the past two hours from explosions, so we knew he couldn't have much more in there, and probably was very hungry.